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assbuttimpala:

i-believe-in-dean:

You know what I’m saying? I’m saying this is bullshit. If a sixteen year old Dean Winchester came face to face with a werewolf like that, he wouldn’t be alive. The werewolf wouldn’t grab him from the forearms. He or she would bite him and claw him till he was dead or too weak to move.

So yeah, this isn’t a werewolf. That’s just John.

Friendly reminder that Dean didn’t ever personally encounter a werewolf until Season 2, 11 years after this episode.

(Source: supernaturalthreesome, via batmansg0tswag)

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

(via batmansg0tswag)

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Camp Jupiter Under Attack:
Alright, soldiers, stay calm, and stick to the plan. Relax and ready your swords, this is nothing. Evacuate everything and everyone, make sure the kids are safe. Grab the closest thing to defend yourselves if your weapons are out and wait for my call. DO you understand?
Camp Half Blood Under Attack:
OH MY GODS WHAT WHAT WHAT ALERT ALERT ALERT NO WHAT NO THAT'S A MONSTER WHAT THE FUCK IS A MONSTER DOIN IN THESE WALLS WHAT THE HELL NO NO BAD MONSTER HOW DARE YOU STOP IT STAHHHHP OKAY HOW THE FUCK DID YOU PASS THALIA'S BADASS TREE WHAT DID YOU DO IT'S A WAR ALRIGHT GUYS STAY CALM ALRIGHTY IT'S JUST A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON NO BIG DEAL OKAY STAY CALM YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED

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paralol:

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

*friends eyes are watering for no reason*

"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"

"…..when did I tell you that"

"…….like…..two years ago" 

(via away-from-my-parabatai)